Of course, both of them....in ligher mood

A guy stops to visit his friend who has a broken leg.

His friend says, "My feet are cold.  Would you get my slippers from upstairs for me?"

The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters.

The guy says, "Hi, girls.  Your dad sent me up here to kiss you."

The first daughter says, "That's not true!"

 

The guy says, "I'll prove it."

 

He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."

 

LAUGH IT OFF

 

The value of a # 2 B pencil       YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!! The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted.