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Great . Very funny. Made me laugh. Hilarious.

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--- On Sat, 19/3/11, Suman Kapur <kapursuman@yahoo.com> wrote: From: Suman Kapur <kapursuman@yahoo.com> Subject: Facebook :)) To: fundoman@rediffmail.com Date: Saturday, 19 March, 2011, 10:54 AM very funny..!!    Facebook :)     Madam: U …Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn't you come last week? And that too without informing me?????? Kamwali Bai: O Myadam... I had updated my Facebook status as "Will be out of town for a week..". Saaheb knows it. He even commented "Come soon... Miss U!!"

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