UK 2011 Chevrolet BINGO Promotions

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UK 2011 Chevrolet BINGO Promotions

FILE NO: 34
Note that you have been awarded the sum of GBP: 1,000,000. 00 and a brand new Chevrolet CAPTIVA in UK 2011 Chevrolet BINGO Promotions which was held on the 1st May 2011 by selecting through email ballot
Microsoft.
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(Dr.) Smith Fego
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Rat story how you will wish the story was true...

 

An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, But is so striking he decides he  must have it. He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story,"says the owner. The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."   As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys And sewers and begin following him down the street. This is  disconcerting; he begins walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.   He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming toward him faster and  faster.   Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all  drowned. * * * * * * * The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a  statue of an Indian politician and bureacrats in bronze!!

worried lady

 

Worried lady   A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, "How long will it be before I can resume a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

 

 

FINALLY: Book for Men Only

PS: To all my lady Friends and Family on the list (email) Please accept my humble apologies in case you FEEL that this book IS TOO SMALL to cause any of you INJUSTICE! You are FREE to SUE the author and that's NOT ME!!!!!!!!   Finally a book for all MEN to understand WOMEN....

FW: ENJOY !! Ha...................Ha.....................Ha...................] Hence forth dont exaggerate and get pulled down..

In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir..!

 

FW: ENJOY !! Ha...................Ha.....................Ha...................] Hence forth dont exaggerate and get pulled down..

In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night. A Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night. General turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.. Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. General laughed loudly and asked: WHY?? Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir..!