Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
are there any such public spirited pilots ????? Jokes apart....
Once Pawar, Vilasrao &
Kalmadi were traveling in a helicopter ..
Pawar drops a 100 Rs. Note & says ,
"I made 1 maharastrian happy "
Vilasrao drops two 50Rs. Notes and says ,
"I made 2 maharastrians happy ".
Kalmadi drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says ,"I made 100 maharastrians
happy ."
Hearing this the PILOT says , "I will drop down all 3 of you and make ''8
CRORE Maharashrians Forever Happy..!
Kalmadi were traveling in a helicopter ..
Pawar drops a 100 Rs. Note & says ,
"I made 1 maharastrian happy "
Vilasrao drops two 50Rs. Notes and says ,
"I made 2 maharastrians happy ".
Kalmadi drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says ,"I made 100 maharastrians
happy ."
Hearing this the PILOT says , "I will drop down all 3 of you and make ''8
CRORE Maharashrians Forever Happy..!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
iS IN LIGHER VAIN but true for some then good luck the unlucky ....
Dedicated to ALL Married and Getting married Couples
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wishyou had ordered that.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.
Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Don't Lie to Your Mother......laugh a while
A Mom comes to visit her son Sunil for dinner.....who lives with a girl room mate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Sunil's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sunil and his roommate that met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Sunil volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Sunil saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Sunil said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Sunil.
Several days later, Sunil received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son : I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.
Lesson of the day : Don't Lie to Your Mother......
especially if she is an Indian.
Friday, September 9, 2011
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