laugh it off !!!!!

1. Mike wanted to sell his dog. His friend Jammie wants to buy it.
Jammie: Is this dog faithful ?
Mike: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

2. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

3. Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
US President: Wow! How many?
Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.

4. Man asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.
Man thinks for a short time...
Man: But why did God make them so dumb?
Priest: So that they will love you.

5. Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

6. A man was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Friend: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Man: My wife's first husband.

7. An accountant visits a museum with a friend.
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.
Friend: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?
Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

8. School Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev Ji?
Student: All of them were born on government holidays!

9. Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!