Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Sorry no offence ... just jokes...


 
Enjoy the Lighter side of life

Interviewer: 
what is your birth date? 
Sardar: 13th October 
Which year? 
Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


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Manager asked sardar at an interview. 
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

 

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, 
Do I look like a foreigner? 
Wife: No! Why? 
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: 
Any great man born in this village??? 
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

 

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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi 
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver 
adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my 
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

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