Can't take chances ....husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The
undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when
it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

*The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance.