Vah re khuda...

Ek Faqeer tha, Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha... 

Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
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Wo phir church gaya.. 
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Phir mandir aur phir gurudware...

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Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
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Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya...

Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete...

Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
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Faqeer bola... "Waah re Upar wale"

Rehte kahan ho aur Address kahan ka dete ho..!!!