Marriage Gyan

Marriage Gyan       1. How BEDROOM smells       After MARRIAGE:  1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..       After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..       After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..       After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...   ***********************************************       2.Four stages of marriage:       Mad for each other,       Made for each other,       Mad at each other       Mad because of each other       3.What's Marriage?       Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans       That Destroys All The Six Senses       And Makes The Person NON Sense..!       4. Definition Of Happy Couple -       HE Does What SHE Wants.       SHE Does What SHE Wants.       5. Wife to Husband: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.       Husband replies: Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!       6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,  Can Lengthen Your Life."-  Shakespear       "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,  Can Shorten Ur Life."-  Shakespear's Wife       7.Wife to Husband Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw  mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.       Awesome Reply   Husband :  Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!