Intelligent Husband

Intelligent Husband 
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes. 
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.

hansi khushi zindagi

 Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai... Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Aadmi: Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukr hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.

wife knows everything

laugh laugh and laugh

Wife

1. Mistakes 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespeare "Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life"- Shakespeare's Wife

2. Four stages of marriage: Mad for each other, Made for each other, Mad at each other Mad because of each other 3. What's Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense...! 4. Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wants… SHE Does What SHE Wants. 5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command. Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!

Marriage Gyan

Marriage Gyan       1. How BEDROOM smells       After MARRIAGE:  1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits..       After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils..       After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray..       After 40 yrs---Agarbatti...   ***********************************************       2.Four stages of marriage:       Mad for each other,       Made for each other,       Mad at each other       Mad because of each other       3.What's Marriage?       Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans       That Destroys All The Six Senses       And Makes The Person NON Sense..!       4. Definition Of Happy Couple -       HE Does What SHE Wants.       SHE Does What SHE Wants.       5. Wife to Husband: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.       Husband replies: Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!!       6.'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes,  Can Lengthen Your Life."-  Shakespear       "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,  Can Shorten Ur Life."-  Shakespear's Wife       7.Wife to Husband Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati taw  mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hun.       Awesome Reply   Husband :  Are pagli, Blood Relation may shaadiyan kahaan hoti hain.. !!!

Wife is always right

Pati : Aaj sabji mei namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..
Patni : Namak barabar hai...Sabji thodi kaam thi... 
★★Wife is always right★★