>
> *A Chinese walks into a bar in America one late night and he saw Steven*
> *Spielberg.*
>
> *As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for*
> *his autograph.*
>
> *Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed*
> *our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, *
> *"It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".
> *
>
> *"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.*
>
> *In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the*
> *Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."*
>
> *Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
> me."*
> *The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."*
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