| What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says 'Congrats. You are going to become a father.' THAT'S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – 'But that baby is not mine.' Girl says – 'he is only the father of my baby.' YOU HAVE MORE TENSION. Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU. Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, "At home I have already 2 kids. Whose are those?" THIS IS REAL TENSION...... :-) |
WHAT IS HYPERTENSION?
Your wife looks at your kids, looks at you , smiles, holds your hand and say, I am pregnant ......
'HYPER TENSION'.......
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