Humor in Marriage Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No person Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Spouse
Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country, but just
One woman to make a Happy Home
A Good Maid!
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
====
Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
====
No person Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Spouse
Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
===
Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
===
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
===
Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
===
A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
===
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country, but just
One woman to make a Happy Home
A Good Maid!
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