say CHEERS!!!!!!!

Here's a variation to the famous zen philosophy!

"A Negative Person sees a glass of water half empty.

A positive person sees it half full,

but a Realistic person adds 60 ml whiskey and says CHEERS!"

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Humor and marriage

Humor in Marriage Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No person Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Spouse
Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers to protect a country, but just
One woman to make a Happy Home
A Good Maid!

Leave Applications_Enjoy!!!

See, how people write leave Applications.   It's murder of the English language. But Too Funny.   Just Read It.
The Leave Applications;)

? Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

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? This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

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? Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

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? From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

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? Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

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? An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

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? A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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? Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

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? Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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? Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

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? Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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? Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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? A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.