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Lawyers across the world are the same.
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Gangu, has cheated him out of Rs 10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Gangu would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Gangu about his missing Rs 10,000,000.00 he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer: "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Gangu: “Where's the money?”
Gangu signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Gangu's head and says:
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Gangu: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Gangu trembles and signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Taklya's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Do u think u hv seen such lawyers frequently????
When the Godfather goes to confront Gangu about his missing Rs 10,000,000.00 he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer: "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Gangu: “Where's the money?”
Gangu signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Gangu's head and says:
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Gangu: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Gangu trembles and signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Taklya's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Do u think u hv seen such lawyers frequently????
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