Wise Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.................
An
old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I
wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver
so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You
lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a
bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?
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