Politicians,Police and bureacrats are the easiest to operate

While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who
makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.”
The second surgeon, from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."
The fifth surgeon, from INDIA , shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians,Police and bureacrats are the easiest to operate
on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."