True but yet u can laugh

1. God - Beta, 'Mannat' maang.
Man - Please mujhe phir se unmarried kara do.
God - Beta 'Mannat' maangne ko kaha hai,"Jannat" nahi !
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2. There are3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened !

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3. Puri Life ko Sudhaarne k liye ek Wife kafi hai,
Par ek Wife ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4. Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5. Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?

A very Intelligent Sardar replied: Women don't have a wife!