Sunday, March 20, 2011

Domestic help on Facebook :))

Great . Very funny. Made me laugh. Hilarious.


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--- On Sat, 19/3/11, Suman Kapur <kapursuman@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Suman Kapur <kapursuman@yahoo.com>
Subject: Facebook :))
To: fundoman@rediffmail.com
Date: Saturday, 19 March, 2011, 10:54 AM



very funny..!!
 
 Facebook :)
 

 
Madam: U …Useless Bai !!!.. Why didn't you come last week? And that too without informing me??????
Kamwali Bai: O Myadam... I had updated my Facebook status as "Will be out of town for a week..". Saaheb knows it.
He even commented "Come soon... Miss U!!" 

 
 




Sunday, March 13, 2011

Job Offer!!

HUMAN RESOURCE DEPARTMENT
McDERMOTT INTERNATIONAL LIMITED,(MALAYSIA)
Level25, Tower7, PETRONAS TWIN TOWERS,
KUala Lumpurcity Centre,
50088 Kuala Lumpur Malaysia .
Tel: +60 16298 9597 Fax +603 2033 4506

ATTN: APPLICANT

INTERNATIONAL EXPATRIATE OFFICIAL JOB ONLINE INTERVIEW
Your name has been shortlisted/Chosen among the Lucky expatriates who
submitted their CV ONLINE FOR JOB , before we issue you
the Letter OF approval and the Contract Documents, You have to complete the following
information and send it back to us through this email:
job.McDermott1@gmail.com
Full Names
City:
State:
Country:
Zip code:
Sex:
Phone:
Age:
Marital Status

Get back to me as soon as possible through the email below.
Email :
job.McDermott1@gmail.com
Bar.ABDUL BARI
Head of Recruitment Service
McDERMOTT INTERNATIONAL LTD. ( MALAYSIA )

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Congratulations!!

THE HONDA,CR-V,LX COMPANY.
520 London Rd Slough,GL3 7QY,
United Kingdom
Reference Number:HONDA:652-662/25.
Dear Winner,
Congratulations, you have just won a brand new HONDA CR.V LX car
and a cash prize of Ј500,000.00 {Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds(GBP)
in the satellite software email lottery. On line Sweepstakes
International program held on March,2011. Conducted by HONDA LOTTERY BOARD in which
your e-mail addresses was-pick randomly by software powered by the Internet.
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Officer Name: Mr.Morrison Grey.
Email: hondaclaims01@hotmail.com
Phone: +44-7031880733
Honda LX.House-London.UK
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Below is the claims
and verifications form. You are expected to fill
and return it immediately so we can start Processing your claims:
1. Full Names:.........
2. Residential Address:....
3. Direct Phone No.....
4. Fax Number.........
5. Occupation:.......
6.Sex:................
7. Age:...............
8.Nationality:.........
9. Annual Income:.......
10.Won Before:...........
11.Batch number:AT-040SB06-03
12:Ticket Numbers:2752246896
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We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune. Thank you
for being part of our commemorative yearly Draws.
Sincerely,
Mr.Morrison Grey
Honda CR.V.LX Promotion Team