Laugh it off

Professor to a student in the class- Hey wake up ur neighbour.. student- tune sulaya to tu hi utha.... ************************************** AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLARED << A boy messaged his rank to his friend... Friend replied : 'abey naya cell number liya hai kya? ***************************************** girl to her blind bf: kash tum dekh sakhte mein kitni khoobsurat hun boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya aakh wale tujhe mere liye chhod jatekya?...andha hun pagal nahi.......... ***************************************** ***************************************** After looking at her result: Girl: Kya ?? Mai english me fail hogyi?? ... ... ... UNPOSSIBLE !!!! ********************************************** Once Einsten was reading in class. A scorpio bit his toe but he continued reading with concentration. When sir asked him, He said that the scorpio bit him on the toe, not on mind, So he didnt lose his concentration. Friends, dis is what we call as... . . . OVER ACTING ! ****************************************** ******************************************** Pappu goes 4 an interview : Interviewer - Tumhara janm kahan hua tha? Pappu - Tiruvananthpuram. Interviewer - Spelling bolo? Pappu - mazaak kar rah tha GOA me hua tha ******************************************** Santa: Aj mere paas paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Tere paas kya hai?? Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai, business hai, bangla hai... Santa: Abey saale!!! Fir hamari maa kiske paas hai?? ============================================================================== And Last but not the least : Sir: Bachcho batao tumne "RAB NE BANA DI JODI" film se kya sikha?? Student: Sir, yehi ki agar mehnat ki jaaye to shaadi shuda ladki bhi patayi ja sakti hai...