Square Testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.' The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?' Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.' Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 ' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them.. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Canada !' The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but it brings luck to everyone to whom it is sent. Whoever breaks the chain would definitely be unlucky. Do not keep this letter. And do not send money. Just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck. Something good will happen to you in the next four days. If the chain is not broken, you will have good luck during the four days.

Unspoken truth experienced by all....

1. Quote on a man’s T-shirt:

All women are devils...
But my wife is QUEEN of them!

2 Man was sent on earth to suffer...
Woman was sent to make sure it happens!
 
3. A man asked for poison.
Chemist refused, since it required prescription.
He showed his Marriage Certificate.
Chemist: Thank you.  What size would you like?

4. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and other is husband!

5. Husband & Wife always compromise.
    Husband always admits that he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.

6. Husband & wife had a long argument.
    Wife concluded: See dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?

7. A man speaks 25000 words daily,
a woman speaks 30000 words.
Problem starts when husband comes from office after finishing his 25000, & wife         begin her quota of 30000 words!


8. Two things in life are difficult to achieve:
     (1) to plant your idea in someone’s head, &
     (2) to plant somebody’s money in your pocket.

*   He who succeeds in the 1st, we call him TEACHER;
*   He who succeeds in the 2nd, we call him GOVERNMENT;
* the one who succeeds in both, we call WIFE; &
*   the one who fails in both, we call HUSBAND!
 
9.  No one teaches a volcano how to erupt...
     No one teaches a tsunami how to arise…
     No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around...
     No one teaches a man how to choose a wife…
     Natural Disasters just happen…!!!

10. Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
      The mafia wants either money or life...
      The wives want both!

11. Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?'
Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.

12. Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.  It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

13. Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.  Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

14. Whisky is a brilliant invention…
      One double and you start feeling single again.