Dedicated to ALL Married and Getting married Couples
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wishyou had ordered that.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.
Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
iS IN LIGHER VAIN but true for some then good luck the unlucky ....
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